March 4, 2015
SC Wal-Mart Masturbator Had 'A Problem With Sticking His Hands in His Pants'
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The bargain prices of the world's biggest retailer proved to be too exciting for a South Carolina man who was arrested in February for allegedly masturbating in a Myrtle Beach Wal-Mart, Herald Online reports.
Jeremy Percival Bryan, 23, was allegedly caught exposing himself and rubbing his penis in various parts of the Wal-Mart on Seaboard Street in Myrtle Beach.
According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, Bryant was first seen in the men's department of the store by a customer who told a security officer that he was "acting weird." A security officer located Bryant in the women's department and observed him through the jeans rack as he exposed and rubbed his penis. Another Wal-Mart employee observed Bryant acting suspicious in the little girl's section.
When police arrived and approached Bryant, he placed his jacket over the front of his pants and attempted to walk away. After being arrested, he told police that he 'had a problem with sticking his hands in his pants."
He was booked into jail and charged with indecent exposure.
